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Saturday, January 01, 2011

Sex Wedge?

So my husband got us a Liberator wedge and ramp combo(links not safe for work) to mess about with. While very exciting, I couldn't help but think "man, I wish I'd come up with the idea of selling people wedge shapes, declaring them to being a great addition to their sex lives". I guess there's very little one could come up with that one couldn't pitch as a sex toy in some way... Okay, don't bother listing examples where that would be totally gross or illegal, but you know what I mean. A regular pillow? Sex prop. A ladder? Sex prop. A sock? Sex prop. A small ornament depicting Marie Curie receiving the first Nobel prize awarded to any woman? You bet some bugger out there would eye that up with a tingling in his/her knickers.

I need to think of something and make loads of money off of it. What a great conversation starter that would be at parties when someone would ask what you do for a living...

14 comments:

Mr. Hatch said...

Do you really have to come up with a different idea? Why not just knock off the Liberator model?

The website lits the current price at $210. It seems to me like a competitor could get in there and offer a comparable product for a cheaper price.

Is it patented?

PHSChemGuy said...

I'm thinking that the red/black/leopard doesn't present a lot of options.

Maybe something in more girly colors (pink, light blue, purple) or licensed products. Who wouldn't want to do all sorts of nasty things on an Indiana University-branded wedge?

TeacherLady said...

Mr. Hatch, I like your getting straight to the point. The problem is, I'd imagine the materials to be pretty expensive for someone working on a small scale. I don't know if it's patented... Hm.

PHSChemGuy and I also discussed the idea of having interchangeable celebrity images to Velcro onto the wedges, which may upset some spouses, but not others. I think both my husband and I would enjoy seeing Padma Lakshmi in our bedroom.

Oooh. What about a play on the smaller wedge or the roll but with a vibrating feature? Mmmmm! they may already have that and I didn't notice it on the website...

Anonymous said...

Hi!
I'm really curious about how you came to be where and what you are now. I'm assuming you're an Emirati Woman?

Do you have an in-depth about me page?

(I'm an Emirati living in the US)

Anonymous said...

I'm tempted to leave a comment here, but someone might figure out who I am in real life...

Anonymous said...

I'm tempted to leave a comment here, but someone might figure out who I am in real life...

TeacherLady said...

Anon, if you remain "anon", I doubt anyone would guess who you are! You'll just have to share your feedback in person, in that case!

kinzi said...

Hey Teacher Lady, I keep meaning to come back and thank you for the link! In Jordan, 'swvinge' is available in many shapes, and you can 'custom cut'. WE thank you ;)

Smith Powell said...

Mother Theresa was NOT the first woman to recieve a Nobel Prize--not even the first woman to recieve the prize for actions on behalf of peace.

I really enjoy your blog. I missed it for a few months while moving. Please keep it up.

STP

Alexis said...

the liberator wedge is an awesome sex toy.. i prefer the tan over the blue.. the reason is the blue looks like a piece of bulky furniture .. but again thats my opinion :)

Anonymous said...

Talking about UAE, I am from there too. I actually Iive here and it's so hard to get something in the country to please my wife. I mean, I'm not asking for a sextoy or something (never will). It is just a PILLOW. You can use it as a furniture or to help you (as a pillow) while in sex. I'm just afraid that if I order it, it may get confiscated (not an issue) but the embarrassment that I will get within our society would be a major one. I'm very sensitive on my reputation in our community.

TeacherLady said...

Anonymous Emirati, if you're serious about wanting one, I could order one and then send it on to you with a made up paper about it being an orthopedic pillow to improve posture...? Really, if you're interested, e-mail me teacherladyblog@hotmail.com And don't be ashamed to be honest with me. I don't judge people for their healthy sexuality. And sex toys can be fun! They're not all phallic! :)

Anonymous said...

Hi TeacherLady. It's me again again Anonynous Emirati. Thank you for the offer. I sent you an email yesterday. Needed your thoughts. Best,

SomeDude said...

Ah, the joys of serendipitous Google searches! I was checking out "that wedge sex pillow thingy" and ran into this blog post. TeacherLady, offering to send the wedge to Anonymous Emirati discreetly was as sweet as the blog post was clever and well-written. You kick ass. <3 'Nuff said.