In English class, the students are on the home stretch for Romeo and Juliet.
EnglishTeacher: So how did Lord Capulet respond when his daughter refused Paris' proposal?
Student: He said "Bitch, you're gonna marry him."
I'm fairly certain she's pretty accurate with that quote. I love that girl. I'd put money on her being able to punch the lights out of anyone in the building, and I love her.
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2 comments:
Thanks for the share. They way you did, it WAS cute!
The line does lose a little in the modern updating, however...
I prefer the original "Bitch, thou aret going to marry him."
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