English teacher: Do you see the irony of how the white Catholics would find it distasteful to execute the man during Lent?
Student: Eeeewww... They gonna eat him during Lent?
It made me smile despite having a colossally sucky start to my Monday. First thing on a Monday morning, I walked into a class to see a substitute behind the desk. I stood next to her to see what the kids were scheduled to do today, told a few kids to put away their MP3 players, then excused myself for a minute to go tell the other special ed. teacher who has kids in that room that a sub was present, because he likes to pull his kids out when there's a sub for a number of reasons. When I came back, imagine my surprise when I see a bunch of kids with MP3 players on.
TeacherLady: Wh... Wh... What're you doing? (I managed to sputter out to one of my kids)
Student: She said I could do it.
TeacherLady: Well, I already had this discussion with you more than once, and I've said you can't.
Student: Well SHE said I can. SHE's the classroom teacher now.
TeacherLady: It's a school rule. I'm sorry if she's not following the school rules, but I am. (I've bitten my tongue too many times in this very same situation, and I finally snapped and decided to call it like I saw it. My student got mad and frustrated, so I decided to abandon things.)
I walked out. I helped out in another class instead. I couldn't do my job in there, so I did it elsewhere.
I'm ready for a change. So very ready.