In science class:
"Now who was the scientist who was fabled to have had an apple fall on his head?"
Also in science class:
"What's that other famous scientist? Frankenstein?"
"No, it's Einstein, man you stupid."
In history class they were challenged to answer citizenship test questions:
"How many states are there in the US?"
"The Revolutionary War... We won that, didn't we?"
"Mr. History Teacher...? The 10 Amendments... Is that like God's 10 Amendments?"
I love my job. I've got so much to do.