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Friday, July 11, 2008

Stupid Joke.

My husband heard this joke on the Dawn and Drew Show, a podcast hosted by a married couple who crack us both up. Anyway, for the joke to work, it's best if you say the punch line out loud and with a sort of nasal twang to it. Okay, here goes...


What are the two sexiest animals on a farm?


Brown chicken, brown cow.


I told you it was stupid. It makes me laugh every time.

10 comments:

Jano said...

hmmm maybe because i just work up? or is it really silly? lol jk ill tell people this joke and see the reaction :D

PHSChemGuy said...

Yeah, I'm stumped on this one, too...tried it out loud and to The Girl - got nothing...

Yazan said...

I didn't get it. :(

humble simpleton said...

Plese teacherlady, could you explain like the way you are explaining to "your" children? Because I just don't get it.

Chris said...

It took me about 15 minutes of trying to say brown chicken brown cow different ways and I think I finally got it.

If you say it fast it sounds like porno music. bow chikka bow wow.

Right? Right? (And since no other commenter got it I want a prize if I'm right)

TeacherLady said...

Yup, Chris, you are the grand prize winner of my lame ass joke! It really is one that loses something when written down, but I figured asking for all your phone numbers to call and tell you this stupid joke would be even lamer than just typing it out... Only a BIT lamer...
You win my undying respect along with a lovely lounge suite!

Chris said...

Wooohooo. I'm the King of Lame! :)

moryarti said...

yup .. I didn't get it either :)

Yazan said...

porno music? brown chicken brown cow?
it seems i havent had enough experience with those. :)

TeacherLady said...

Note to self, don't share lame jokes anymore. It doesn't add to my charm.