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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Those Slender Legs, Those Luscious Eyelashes, Those Camel Toes... Wait, What?

I love the requirements for this camel beauty pageant in the U.A.E:

"Participating camels must be pure-bred and free from contagious diseases."

I wonder if they'll ever adopt the same standards for human beauty contests with regards to the contagious diseases... As for the pure-bred part, well that's just wrong... Unless Cletus and his sister-wife are contestants.


Qwaider قويدر said...

You're evil! :)
You just had to add "Camel Toes" in there ..

TeacherLady said...

It's perfect being Arab because so many opportunities arise to make camel toe jokes... It's a rare luxury.

7aki Fadi said...

You CRACK ME UP always!


Tala said...

you got tagged teacher lady

humble simpleton said...

So, first I had to consult the web, to know what the hell you are talking about here. Then I've seen that very fat girl, whose very plastic body was very hardly stuffed in her very big jeans. Can you guess my first thought? Ew
I'm with Qwaider here, You are evil! And nasty! And I believe you take it as a compliment! And I strike back!
You know what's so good about fat girls?
You can make boobs wherever you want. :)8

TeacherLady said...

HAHA! Sorry to have exposed you to such nightmarish imagery... Not all camel toes belong to fat girls, though... Anyone silly enough to wear something tight in the front may fall victim!
Oh I thought you were going to quote the "roll her in flour" joke... :) Boobs are a good thing, wherever they may originate from... Unless they're on a fat guy. That's not hot.