History Teacher: What state was Lyndon B Johnson from?
Girl: Lotion bottle!
History Teacher: Let's not try to be funny. (Addresses the room again) What state was Lyndon B. Johnson from?
Girl: No, I... Heard the.. Question... Wrong...
Okaaay. Where the hell did th... Oh my God. Wait a minute. I think I've figured it out! Maybe she was thinking of Johnson & Johnson! Haha! Well, that's actually a bit of a relief. I just thought she was insane.