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Friday, March 14, 2008

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat.


Holy shit! No! Just... NO! You DON'T play tickle monster with a freaking Great White shark! Bruce is not your damn friend! God, I was pee myself if I were offered a sum of money to do this, because I know I'm enough of a whore to be bought that way. Oh no, I took another look at the photo... That is so wrong.

I have nothing more than a healthy, rational fear of fucking great big ancient creatures that could eat me in two bites at the most, but I guess it's the closes thing to a phobia I've got. My brother and sister-in-law did one of those scuba things in cages alongside Great Whites and I tried not to think too hard about it. I would probably love the thrill, if I managed to survive the major coronary I would receive in the process, I suppose.

6 comments:

ra said...

i aint goin anywhere near open waters again!!

Anonymous said...

"rational fear of fucking great big ancient creatures that could eat me in two bites at the most, but I guess it's the closes thing to a phobia I've got."

Ok seriously that just sounds wrong! You have a fear of having sex with big ancient creatures that could eat you in two bites. lol That is just wrong!

TeacherLady said...

True... My use of the word "fucking" there was meant not as a verb... I don't have sex with large sea creatures, honest. Really.

Anonymous said...

But you sure do think about it. lol

TeacherLady said...

God knows there's some Japanese fetish porn out there to suite THOSE tastes! Call me crazy, but I prefer to limit my sexual appetite to the human species...

Anonymous said...

Oh so your a bisexual now lol.