Friday, March 14, 2008
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat.
Holy shit! No! Just... NO! You DON'T play tickle monster with a freaking Great White shark! Bruce is not your damn friend! God, I was pee myself if I were offered a sum of money to do this, because I know I'm enough of a whore to be bought that way. Oh no, I took another look at the photo... That is so wrong.
I have nothing more than a healthy, rational fear of fucking great big ancient creatures that could eat me in two bites at the most, but I guess it's the closes thing to a phobia I've got. My brother and sister-in-law did one of those scuba things in cages alongside Great Whites and I tried not to think too hard about it. I would probably love the thrill, if I managed to survive the major coronary I would receive in the process, I suppose.