Monday, March 31, 2008
No Warm Apple Pie? Why Not Try a Picnic Table?!
I'm telling you... If you can't have sex with a picnic table in your own exposed front garden near an elementary school, where can you have sex with a piece of garden furniture of your choice? Can you imagine how embarrassed his wife must be? To be second place to an umbrella hole? Yeesh.
Note: Nowhere on the above instructions does it state "Insert Penis Here".