I already really wanted to go to Japan... Now I really want to go. A fertility festival featuring phallic food and huge wooden penises being paraded around?
How cool is that? Talk about being relaxed in your sexuality... Somehow I don't think this is followed by a Pussy Parade, though. Now THAT would really be cool. Oh the mind boggles at what kind of food they would serve at that... Oh the bad part of me wants to make taco and pie jokes, but the better part of me is going to stop. Now.