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Friday, February 08, 2008

Your Baby Daughter Isn't Pretty Enough? Try The Insta-Whore Make-Over! Yay!

Now, I'm not denying that this digital photographer possess skills I don't have... But honestly, if I had her talent I wouldn't use it to turn cute little kids into heavily made up real life Bratz Dolls... It also looks as though she enlarges the eyes of the "models" which lends the pictures even more of a creepy Twilight Zone effect on the life size brides of Chucky.

I'm troubled enough by how much make up is on these children (some are teens, but I'm not referring to them) but the off-the-shoulder outfits really does beg the question "And the mother thought this was okay?!"

The other day I used our new Nikon to take a photo of my daughter as she participated in her favorite sport... "Hunting for gold in the right nostril" and I think it's a trillion times more wonderful than these horrors. Geez, let kids be kids... Their childhood is short enough as it is.

10 comments:

Nzingha said...

Those look like the unreal pagent girls. Talk about photo shop, poor things look plastic. It is freaky looking

Anonymous said...

it worries me that today's teachers casually misuse "they're". it's their.

Hani Obaid said...

These look like photos of Barbie dolls.

Blame it on the parents for letting it happen.

Anon, typos with words that sound the same but are spelled differently (homophones) are common. Who bothers proofreading their personal blog ?

Farah said...

haha hunting for gold! charming!
i think the pictures are creepy, not even remotely pretty

TeacherLady said...

Typos are typos. I'm a good teacher. You didn't capitalize! :)

'liya said...

This reminds me of someting I just watched the other day on the Tyra Banks show. It was about beauty pageant mothers and there were too little girls who came on stage, one all made up in makeup and the other without... the one with makeup looked creepy... there's just something wrong with doing that to little girls who should be outside playing in the sand.

humble simpleton said...

Thank god she had a computer at hand, otherwise she would most likely use some serious dose of illicit substances to get that eye effect.
The parents would better burn/delete/destroy that photos, cause if the girls ever find out, first thing they do, is improving THEIR faces.

Radmila said...

This photographer specializes in Pageant Portfolio photography.

The whole pageant industry is disturbing.

Gila said...

Now that is some CREEPY sh*t! Brides of Chucky indeed. They look like drugged-out zombies.

Yeah, stick with the digging for gold.

Nuri said...

Couldn't agree more! And what about those awful beauty contests for little girls?? They're just horrible!