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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Sand In Hollywood's Eye

I felt like adding to my old list of movies that should have been made in the Middle East to fulfill every fantasy of a great stereotype:

Schindler’s List (Didn’t Exist).
The Usual Suspects (With Zionist Agendas)
Arabian Beauty (In Full Burqa)
SeVen (makes more sense of you know V is the symbol for 7 in Arabic)
Eternal Sunshine (Is All We Get)
Million Dirham Baby (doesn’t do AS well given the exchange rate)
Stand Behind Me
The Dates of Wrath
The Princess Brides

Yup, I'm allowed to say all that just as much as Chris Rock can do his routines.

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