I'd like to welcome Candy Comrade into our midst... She was under the mistaken belief that the nickname I ascribed to her is merely due to the candy hunts we used to carry out diligently every Friday of last year. No, no, no, no, no... It is also in reference to her sweetness.
And she's hot too, but that's not relevant. Actually, my colleagues are so darned attractive, I'm beginning to wonder if they got hired for their abilities at all..! In fact, I don't have any evidence to prove they even have teaching licenses!! Maybe they're all fraudulent models!!!
Nah. She's a pretty damn good teacher too.
She gives me hope when I'm faced with Captain Inappropriate's bullshit crossword activity for the kids when there are too many boxes for most of the answers.
She brings a ray of sunshine to my day when I've come from a teacher who is adamant in his correctness that opposite numbers (ie. 5 and -5) are "EQUAL". Not their distance from zero/the origin, no... THEY ARE EQUAL.