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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Dildos For Dubai!

It's a sad state of affairs when a man is left with no other choice than to try to smuggle dildos into Dubai in sausages... What has the world come to?

12 comments:

Cherie said...

Were they made out of pork? Also, if you can't have dildos in Dubai, I'm not going. Of course, you can have those that don't look like a penis, for goodness sakes.

humble simpleton said...

What a coincidence! Today I had two good laughs about dildos in one day. First one here.

humble simpleton said...

btw. I was curious and tried to google this 'Schwartenmagen wurst' and found an interesting site 'hexenkueche' (witch's kitchen). If you read the ingredients (zutaten), you'll find:
1/2 Schweinskopf - 1/2 pig's head
2 Schweinsf├╝├če - pig's feet
1 kg Schweinefleisch vom Hals - 1 kg pork chop
1/2 l Schweineblut - 1/2 l pig's blood.

Same question as cherie's. If he made it to Dubai and the customs inspectors found out, what would be worse for him, the dildos, or the pig's blood?

TeacherLady said...

Pork is permitted in Dubai, it's probably the phallus that they may have taken issue with...

I've offered to sneak vibrators in to people in the UAE... No one took me up on the offer, hmm...

TeacherLady said...

By the way, what a rude hostess I make... Hello Cherie! Good to hear your thoughts, on dildos and anything else! :)
Humble, if you can't laugh at a fake penis at least once a day, you've not had a very fulfilling day, have you?

Cherie said...

Oh you're fine. That's part of the reason I couldn't be married to my Arab ex-husband. I suck at hospitality. It doesn't stop me from being a pathetic wannabe. You've seen those women, arab wannabes, maybe. Yeah. It's sad.

TeacherLady said...

Ah, but do you wear the excessive jewelry and make-up! Only then are you a true Arab wannabe! ;) I'm half Arab and I never wear make-up, and I only wear unusual jewelry that means something to me. You're probably more "Arab" than I am. Heck, I'm on time for appointments, I'm not fashionable at all... Maybe my mother lied and my "dad" wasn't MY dad at all! Nah, I look so much like him, I'm like him in drag with a little less facial hair.

Anyway, I look forward to hearing your thoughts and perspective on what it is to be Arab...

humble simpleton said...

Somebody tell me just why would anybody want to be an arab?

Realm Of Dreams said...

Because their women are sexy?

humble simpleton said...

Are they? How can you know?

humble simpleton said...

Just a little translation of the web address: super.cz is stupid boulevard , but I like their vtipky(jokes) section . the title reads:"beautiful wives you have.."

glasdildo said...

Very nice Job! :)