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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Oscar Wilde He Is Not, But...

9th Grade Social Studies Teacher: You better make that phone disappear.
Repeater Student: What, you want me to do a magic trick?

I have no idea how that teacher didn't crack a smile at that one. I guess knowing that you'll have to deal with that kind of "wit" all through the year would help anyone fight the urge to grin. I'm so glad I wasn't in the room when that one happened, I would have snorted like a dying camel. It's just a shame the student didn't use his keen intellect to pass a 9th grade history class the first time around.

1 comment:

ra said...


Good God teacherlady you should have your own tv show or something!!