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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Holy Flaming Penis, Batman!

Women can be very nasty to the men they hate.

Oh wait. Another penis story, but this one is made better by the addition of the words "dwarf", "glue", and "vacuum cleaner".

4 comments:

PHSChemGuy said...

I think I speak for the vast majority of mankind in saying that there is absolutely nothing funny in either of those stories.

TeacherLady said...

Absolutely. I didn't have to restrain any giggling in reading those two articles, just my amazement that two stories relating to Mr. Happy would come to my attention (that's what she said) in one day.
Not funny. At all.

ra said...

good God!!

why do these things even happen??

makes for, er, interesting reading that.

humble simpleton said...

There's always a last spit that makes the water spill out of the barrel, I wonder what was that last spit in the first case. Second, NO circumstances make gluing vacuum cleaner tube to your schlong anything less than utter idiocy.