Student 1 just seem to exist merely to provide me with priceless material for my blog, as I have yet to find any other direction for him life.
In science class, which seems to be an apt place to bring up subjects of an anatomical nature (despite not being a biology class), student 1 yet again managed to dredge up a real ice-breaker for parties:
Student 1: What do you call it when you have both the meat and the girl parts?
Science teacher:… A hermaphrodite. (His eyes dart towards me. He knows material for a few teacher-only meetings is coming our way). Why do you ask?
Student 1: How is that possible?
Science teacher: The person is born with both parts, but one usually works better than the other so they… become one sex only. Through surgery.
Student 1: So I might have been like that??
Student 2: Boy, if I had both I’d have sex with myself all day long.
(TeacherLady thinks: And that’s different how…?)
Student 1: Na man, you could get pregnant... Do you think I could grow boobs?
I silently pray these students never get anyone pregnant. Ever.