Oh my freaking God! An Al Qaeda job application form! I think they mistranslated it, though. Here are my corrections:
"Are you willing to travel one way?"
"Were you bullied as a child?"
"Do you suffer from any pre-existing condition? (Like we really care, Red Shirt.)"
"Are you morbidly obese? We need more human shields and the skinny dudes just aren't cutting it."
"Do you have- or would you like us to assign you- a cool nickname by which the press can use when the US is hunting your ass down? You can't take "Dr. Evil", we don't want another copyright infringement mess. You can't take "Osama's Right Hand Man" either. Yet. Once we're down to you, it can be your turn. And you can't take "Harbinger of Death" either, because that's mine and I'm sick of people trying to steal my ideas."
"Do you like kittens? Anyone who says 'no' to this just isn't right in the head and we don't want some fucking loony on the job."