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Monday, April 30, 2007

Forgive Me, World, For I Have Sinned...

I'm sorry, but aren't confessional booths around to protect privacy? Sharing everyone's online confessions on a website with any Tom, Dick, and Harry who surfs along just seems to be a blatant means of titilation rather than salvation. Here's another.


humble simpleton said...

A man comes to the confessional booth and says:"Father, my whole life I have lived pure and pious life, only last week I have had an affair with two young chicks."
"That is a great sin my son, go and repent, pray the Lord's prayer 20 times and.."
"Eeh? I don't know the Lord's prayer, and besides, I'm a Jew."
"So why the hell are you telling this to me?"
"I'm telling everyone."

eshda3wa said...

i think its more about getting things off ur chest than repenting

its good to vent!

loool @ humble

TeacherLady said...

Haha! I've heard that joke before, I love it! I wish I had a better memory for jokes... I've heard so many amazing ones, but I barely recall a single one.

eshda3wa, true, it's just weird that a church website would want to post these people's confessions online, but I guess sex sells and the church really needs to reel in the faithful somehow!