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Friday, March 09, 2007

I've Been A Naughty Girl!


How much does your sin bill amount to? I found this on this lady's blog.
Mine rang up an embarrassing $405.50. And no, I haven't peed in a pool for a very long time. I could have added another $25 but my seatbelt wouldn't let me. I'd rather be safe than end up like a character in a The World According To Garp.

I don't even get why number 7 is in there.


1. Smoked pot -- $10
2.Did acid -- $5
3. Ever had sex at church -- $25
4.Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
5.Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
6.Had sex for money -- $100
7.Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
8.Vandalized something -- $20
9.Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
10.Beat up someone -- $20
11.Been jumped -- $10
12.Crossed dressed -- $10
13.Given money to stripper -- $25
14.Been in love with a stripper -- $20
15.Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
16.Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
17.Ever drive drunk -- $20
18.Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
19.Used toys while having sex -- $30
20.Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
21.Went skinny dipping -- $5
22.Had sex in a pool -- $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
25. Cheated on your significant other -- $10
26. Masturbated -- $10
27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
28. Done oral -- $5
29. Got oral -- $5
30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
31. Stole something -- $10
32. Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
33. Made a nasty home video -- $15
34. Had a threesome -- $50
35. Had sex in the wild -- $20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
38. Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
41. Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
42. Went streaking -- $5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
44. Been arrested -- $5
45. Spent time in jail -- $15
46. Peed in the pool -- $0.50
47. Played spin the bottle -- $5
48. Done something you regret -- $20
49. Had sex with your best friend -- $20
50. Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
51. Had anal sex -- $80
52. Lied to your mate -- $5
53. Lied to your mate a bout the sex being good -- $25

6 comments:

Dazed & Confused said...

i guess i haven't been that bad , i totaled $110.5..... and yes , we've all peed in the pool @ some point!

zhen said...

Well I got $20 for doing something I regretted and that's pretty much it... get i'm a goody goody two shoes or a high school virgin

TeacherLady said...

Hey Zhen, don't say that like it's a bad thing! I was the ultimate "goody goody two shoes" in high school and then my husband was the first and only man I've kissed and made love to! It's only SINCE then that I've become such a deviant :) I don't know which of us is the worst influence on the other! But we have good, safe, legal fun, and that's all that matters!

Um Haleema said...

If you had sex with a Puerto Rican 57 times is it still just 20 bucks?

TeacherLady said...

Um Haleema, you can make it whatever you want, baby! :)

Closet Diva said...

Girl, you're wild ;)