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Friday, March 23, 2007

Get Disney's People On The Phone!


Can't you just see this news story making a cheesy Disney live action movie?

The sniffer dogs make a huge piracy bust and the Main Baddie Malaysian guy's best trafficers get caught in the process.


The Main Baddie Malaysian guy bangs his fist on his big shiny table as the camera zooms in on his face:

"Get me those dogs!"


Cut to: The two dogs happily roaming the streets of Malaysia, being greeted by name by all the shopkeepers. They make their usual stop at the butcher to get their usual treats.

"Oh hey there, Lucky and Flo! It's a gosh-darn good thing you guys are emplyed by the Ministry of Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs, because otherwise it would be you up here on these meat hooks!"


Oh wait. That doesn't happen. I've been listening to far too much Distorted View Daily ...

1 comment:

Mecha-Shiva said...

"China remains at the top of the MPAA's movie piracy list"

the dogs go in, but they don't come out. Fade to black...burp!