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Friday, February 02, 2007

Real Life Rocks Part 2

One of my favorite school-related stories is when the math teacher I worked alongside two years ago had to call home on a student.

Person on other end of the line: Hello?

Math teacher: Hello. This is Math Teacher calling from So-and-So High school, may I speak to Not-Too-Bright's mother, please?

Person: Uh. She's not here right now.

Math teacher: Oh. Who is this?

Person/Obviously Not-Too-Bright himself: Uncle.

Math teacher: I'm sorry, who?

Not-Too-Bright: Uncle. Uncle.

Math teacher: Who? Whose uncle?

Not-Too-Bright: MY uncle.

Realization dawns, and Not-Too-Bright hangs up.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wow, that guy's a regular einstein...