As I've mentioned before, my colleagues make it surprisingly bearable to come to work before 7am even hits the clock. Every Friday, a colleague of mine and I participate in what we call "The Candy Hunt". We scavenge from office to office, like creatures foraging for food in winter time. We shamelessly gallop from hallway to hallway in search of the best treats.
I now see the irony when my students keep asking me where all my candy is for them to stuff their faces with and I reply "Geez, you moochers, go get your own! I'm paving your bright and shiny futures of success after success!"
No one likes a hypocrite.