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Monday, January 29, 2007

Lost.

I've lost socks, I've lost keys, I've lost books, I've lost my sanity, I've lost my virginity, I've lost my will to live, but always find all of them again. Okay, almost all of them... But I have NEVER lost over three hundred sex offenders.

I suggest that they look under the fridge, in the sofa, and in bathrooms. That's where I tend to find all my stuff...

1 comment:

humble simpleton said...

Once I found my cellular in the fridge....