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Monday, November 13, 2006

How NOT to be a pervert teacher.

I just got the best piece of mail in my teacher mailbox... It's about avoiding false allegations of improper conduct with students and the title is the absolute best...

Teach But Don't Touch.

I couldn't have come up with better myself. Niccccce.

Oh my God, it gets better...

"... But as a general rule, it's best to avoid most forms of physical contact, especially kissing, hair stroking, tickling, and frontal hugging (what, is spooning okay??). And use common sense: a "high five" to acknowledge a job well done is fine; a slap on the bottom is not."

Holy crap, what freaking teachers tells a kid he's done a good job by groping his buttocks?? We reserve that kind of behavior for staff parties.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Buttocks? There must have been a mixup. You got the letter meant for the football coach.

TeacherLady said...

Do coaches really do that in this day and age when the kids have 241-KIDS on speed-dial? Seriously, you couldn't pay me enough to want to smack any of my students on the behind.

Anonymous said...

In Britain they just stuff complainants in a furnace. That is when they're not installing voyeur cams in summer camps in the USA. THe Brits basically have so much evil in their teaching profession they have enough to go around from Thailand to Timbuktu. Taking in just about every summer camp in New England.


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